23 August 1997.
April came early to the newspaper world? The Daily Prophet staff have been snorting illegal substances? The world has gone mad... right that one doesn't work it was already sort of mad. Anyone else have a creative explanation? I am making a list. The person with the most creative explanation will win a pack of sugar quills, is that good incentive?

Also please disregard anything that may have been written in this journal over the previous summer months. It was not in my possession at the time. Thank you.